This is no excuse...

yeah. U read it right. This is no excuse. the reason why i'm late today is because i dreamed that i'm already working in the office this morning. it's not that lame right? Sigh... i hope this is the last time i dream this.

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Again, another taxi driver who doesn't believe that i'm not chinese.

taxi : u bukan cina ka?
me : bukan uncle

taxi : u cina laaaa. u melayu ka?

me : ya saya melayu (this is when i'm really lazy to say i'm bidayuh. nanti banyak tanya lagi)

taxi : tak mungkin. awak memang cina.

me : kenapa pulak?

taxi : sebab u putih dan muka selupa itu cina?

me : sigh. oklah saya cina (thought that would stop the conversation)

taxi : saya rasa arrr... u ni kene tukar masa dekat hospital

me : huh??!!

taxi : u punyer muka ada serupa u punyer mak bapak ka?

me : ada

taxi : eh. u mesti check DNA laaa. mana tau u kene tukar masa baby dulu? tau tau lah kes macam ini banyak sekarang.
me : haiyak uncle. u banyak tengok CSI laaa

taxi : CSI?

me : erm, takdek aper. DNA testing mahal laaa

taxi : u report jer polis. kerajaan boleh sponsor punyer......

me : takperlah uncle. hah sudah sampai (thank God). Happy Chinese New Year arrr...

i get a lot of this kind of conversations but this is the first time somebody told me to do DNA testing. Now, isn't that funny?

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yesterday, i found out that i have high cholesterol level. i know what that is but then i'm not too sure what it can do to me. thin old me, of all people? maybe i eat too much meat, seafood or rice like there's no tomorrow. maybe too much belacan. sigh.. for the first time in my life, i have to be careful of what i eat. now that's not easy. need to do some research after this.

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Last but not least, Happy Chinese New Year. If you feel generous, pls YM me for the address to mail me the angpow okay. Drive safely and stay safe ;)