This is no excuse...

yeah. U read it right. This is no excuse. the reason why i'm late today is because i dreamed that i'm already working in the office this morning. it's not that lame right? Sigh... i hope this is the last time i dream this.

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Again, another taxi driver who doesn't believe that i'm not chinese.

taxi : u bukan cina ka?
me : bukan uncle
taxi : u cina laaaa. u melayu ka?
me : ya saya melayu (this is when i'm really lazy to say i'm bidayuh. nanti banyak tanya lagi)
taxi : tak mungkin. awak memang cina.
me : kenapa pulak?
taxi : sebab u putih dan muka selupa itu cina?
me : sigh. oklah saya cina (thought that would stop the conversation)
taxi : saya rasa arrr... u ni kene tukar masa dekat hospital
me : huh??!!
taxi : u punyer muka ada serupa u punyer mak bapak ka?
me : ada
taxi : eh. u mesti check DNA laaa. mana tau u kene tukar masa baby dulu? tau tau lah kes macam ini banyak sekarang.
me : haiyak uncle. u banyak tengok CSI laaa
taxi : CSI?
me : erm, takdek aper. DNA testing mahal laaa
taxi : u report jer polis. kerajaan boleh sponsor punyer......
me : takperlah uncle. hah sudah sampai (thank God). Happy Chinese New Year arrr...
i get a lot of this kind of conversations but this is the first time somebody told me to do DNA testing. Now, isn't that funny?

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yesterday, i found out that i have high cholesterol level. i know what that is but then i'm not too sure what it can do to me. thin old me, of all people? maybe i eat too much meat, seafood or rice like there's no tomorrow. maybe too much belacan. sigh.. for the first time in my life, i have to be careful of what i eat. now that's not easy. need to do some research after this.

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Last but not least, Happy Chinese New Year. If you feel generous, pls YM me for the address to mail me the angpow okay. Drive safely and stay safe ;)

Comments

ajeep said…
biskut meri, kolestrol tu nanti dia boleh kasi veins kau tersumbat. kira macam, dia buat veins kau berkerak la. lama2 makin banyak. cara nak kurangkan kolestrol ni, makan banyak fibrous food, kalau malas nak bersenam la. contoh, cereal. aku mibum oatmeal hari2
azwar said…
wow ... patutlah ajeep slim skang ...
黄德峻 said…
kamu cina-like melayu
pyan said…
u will not die yet maryyy

hua hua hua!!!

and aku tak rasa ko kolesterol tinggi
tak caya tanya doktor :D
kekekekeke

WEH! Buang aa WORD VERIFICATION NI!!!!
konot said…
belacan pon bley buat kolesterol tinggi ker? aku tiap2 hari makan nasik goreng belacan...hek hek.. no wonder kolesterol aku pon tinggi.
six_cents said…
hey i also love steven G he rocks and i support liverpool. i live in south africa if u wana check my blog or email me!!
ajeep said…
belacan kolestrol tinggi woooo.... pasal buat dari udang. udang high kolestrol lah
PrincessRen said…
ajeep : heheh false alarm jer. dah confirm dgn doctor.. takdek kolesterol tinggi pun. i can go back to what i usually eat. hehe...

azwar : hehe.. slim mkn and lari byk byk tuh

黄德峻 : erm i can be all 3 actually (Malay, Chinese, Indian). Malay because i speak fluent malay, Chinese because i look like chinese and Indian because of my name ( most indians here adopt christian/english names). so in conclusion, i'm a TRUE MALAYSIAN. hehe...

pyan : hehe not my time yet lah. but i can get pretty paranoid sometimes. dah confirm dgn doctor. tak kolesterol tinggi pun. hehe... and i dah remove the word verification.

konot : i tak sure belacan can cause kolesterol tinggi or not but since dah confirm that my cholesterol level is normal, i'm back to my fav food. yeahhooooo...

gery kiki : hehe yeah i know. LOL here too...

six-cents : hi. welcome to my humble blog :D so glad that u're a liverpool supporter too. no worries. i'll be checking ur blog soon ;)

ajeep : hehe. oklah. i akan kurangkan mkn belacan. maybe i should start by eating a lot of fruits and i try to exercise once a week. erm but i do walk to and from the office.
Golf Addix said…
liverpool 3 portsmouth 0 , for sunday game.
shell said…
Mary selamat bercuti..
when can jumpa jumpa nih?
sumpit said…
kah kah kah.. i got weird comments like dat too sometimes..
but with u, the weirdest must be tht uncle gatal yg slapped yr butt during one of our weekly ice-skating sessions, sewel...he actually thot you were from, of all countries, belgium!!!
and the other time tu, must be masa pak guard stopped u so tht he could return wht he thot was your wallet, padahal IC dlm tu clear2 muka aku, to think tht he could not differentiate muka kita dua yg langsung tak sama! another sewel-but-helpful bugger...
agus said…
kelakar gila. dna? silap2 dia offer nak dna kau, tak pasal2. hahah
gazard said…
LOL! DNA test pulak... Alias huh ^_^

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