Tourism Sarawak FAQs

hehe.. i got this from Mahagurusia. Really a good one lah. The following are the frequent questions asked. Yes, we Sarawakian have a sense of humour. Hope you do too :-)

  • Q: Do we have to live in tree? (Australia)
    A: Yes and remember to book your tree 2 months in advance, peak season surcharges applies.
  • Q: Will I be able to see hornbills flying in the streets? (KL?)
    A: Depends on how much you have been drinking.
  • Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Sarawak? (S'pore)
    A: No, we only use pay pal
  • Q: Are there any head hunters in Sarawak? (HK)
    A: We only chop off head with pea size brain. Have them check before departure.
  • Q: Which direction is North of Sarawak? (USA)
    A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
  • Q: I want to walk from Kuala Lumpur to Kuching - which route should I take? (Sweden)
    A: Sure, it's only one thousand miles, take lots of water. And hope you can walk on sea.
  • Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Sarawak? (Sweden)
    A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
  • Q: Do I need to bring cutlery into Sarawak? (UK)
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
  • Q: What time do you eat lunch over there? (Canada)
    A: Lets see, it should be between after breakfast and before dinner.
  • Q: Is there a post office in Sarawak? (Australia)
    A: No, we use smoke signal (version 2.08)
  • Q: Are there supermarkets in Kuching and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
  • Q: Do you have perfume in Sarawak? (France)
    A: No, WE don't stink.
  • Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Sarawak? (France)
    A: Only at Christmas.
  • Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
    A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first and then you can speak it anywhere in the universe.

Do you have any other question? Please fill in the comment section and you will be attended shortly. Thank you.

Comments

Golf Addix said…
thats hillarious...anyway , Man U beats Chelsea , havent u heard ?
PrincessRen said…
oh definitely. i was glued to the tv yesterday. someone told me that MU will definitely lost. so glad that they beat chelsea but then chelsea is still at the top. I hope wigan can topple them anytime soon. :)
PrincessRen said…
yeah and i know that liverpool beat aston villa 2 - 0 but still it doesn't make them the top 5. sigh. i hope that they will win more games after this. :)
ajeep said…
are these for real?
PrincessRen said…
erm.. i guess not kot. just for fun. but if it's for real, then these would be the appropriate answer.
ajeep said…
hari tu adik aku cerita kat aku, member dia tanya kat dia, lebih kurang macam ni la conversation dieorang:

friend: kau asal mana?
brother: perak
friend: oh, perak ye? hari2 makan tempoyak lah ye?

siot je... mentang2 tempoyak asal dari perak, ingat kitorang makan tempoyak hari2 ke?
PrincessRen said…
uis.. best nyer makan tempoyak hari-hari. best siot. buat sup, goreng, sambal, buat kuih,, slurrrppppp.. now u made me cramp for the tempoyak plak. yeayea.. nxt mth balik kpg.

oh now i know. Tempoyak asal Perak yer? hehe nxt time if i c u? can i ask u - ada tempoyak kat rumah tak? hehe
ajeep said…
i have a litre tub of tempoyak in me fridge
MahaguruSia said…
oik? how come my name suddenly appeared here? :-) No worries, glad that I made a few people laugh. Cheers....

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