Tourism Sarawak FAQs

hehe.. i got this from Mahagurusia. Really a good one lah. The following are the frequent questions asked. Yes, we Sarawakian have a sense of humour. Hope you do too :-)

• Q: Do we have to live in tree? (Australia)
  A: Yes and remember to book your tree 2 months in advance, peak season surcharges applies.
• Q: Will I be able to see hornbills flying in the streets? (KL?)
  A: Depends on how much you have been drinking.
• Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Sarawak? (S'pore)
  A: No, we only use pay pal
• Q: Are there any head hunters in Sarawak? (HK)
  A: We only chop off head with pea size brain. Have them check before departure.
• Q: Which direction is North of Sarawak? (USA)
  A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
• Q: I want to walk from Kuala Lumpur to Kuching - which route should I take? (Sweden)
  A: Sure, it's only one thousand miles, take lots of water. And hope you can walk on sea.
• Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Sarawak? (Sweden)
  A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
• Q: Do I need to bring cutlery into Sarawak? (UK)
  A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
• Q: What time do you eat lunch over there? (Canada)
  A: Lets see, it should be between after breakfast and before dinner.
• Q: Is there a post office in Sarawak? (Australia)
  A: No, we use smoke signal (version 2.08)
• Q: Are there supermarkets in Kuching and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
  A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
• Q: Do you have perfume in Sarawak? (France)
  A: No, WE don't stink.
• Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Sarawak? (France)
  A: Only at Christmas.
• Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
  A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first and then you can speak it anywhere in the universe.

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