Stewpid Questions

After living here (Kay-el) for almost 10 years now, i came across some people who would be so curious about the East Malaysians. Few friends came to have dinner at my place yesterday, and we discussed about the weird and stupid questions people here would ask them. Here are a few:

1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian's money looks like? (huh??? we're not malaysian ar????)
4. Your people still hunting for heads right? (adoi, soalan begini lah yang paling sakit sekali. Yeah your head if you ever ask me that question again)
5. You're not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead? (what ! What? WTF! Where do you hear such thing?)
8. You people do not have religion, right?
9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right? (sigh. Fail Geography kot this people)

haha.. funny isn't it? What a laugh i had with my friends yesterday. well, back to work.

Comments

Arief Shah. said…
emmm..ade ker orang mcm tu..la...betul.la..diorang punya i.q. kosong kot...

la..berpada-pada la...nie kan dah moden...sabah sarawak tu malaysia la...yang kau orang tanya soalan mengarut tu nak buat apa...kau saja nak diorang sakit hati ker...??


oooo..tak baik ooo...pompuan diorang adalah salah satu yang tercantik didunia ooo...natural beauty...

ha..lagi satu..semua kawan sabah sarawak aku...diorang nie sincere ada dalam hati...

ha...cuba2 la buka mind skit n bergaul ngan diorang nie...iishh..malu aku weh ngan orang semenanjung nie..hahah
sumpit said…
uishhh, apa la, memalukan betulllll!
kick them out of the country, tht's wht they deserve.... ;)
黄德峻 said…
1. People in Sabah/Sarawak still live on tree is it?
Yea... we still live on tree, just i'm richer, i live in cave

2. How many days you will reach here by airplane?
we are so poor that there's no aeroplane.. we just have a tiny machine that can move body particles to one place in split sec.

3. What does the Sabah/Sarawakian's money looks like?
when we hit the money, the agong face on the money will turn red one.. that shows that we're using the real money.. you hit ur agong face see will red or not (i call ISA)

4. Your people still hunting for heads right?
yes.. so?

5. You're not Malaysian right, since you live in Sabah/Sarawak?
Yea we're not malaysian.. but you're sarawakian (i'm kidding)

6. People there still use cawat (loincloth), is it?
what the heck is cawat?

7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead?
nono.. just ur head will become dickhead


8. You people do not have religion, right?
yea, u're dman right. coz we ourselves are gods

9. Sabah/Sarawak is part of Indonesia right?
no.. indonesia belongs to sarawak..

no offense, that's what i'll answer them since they're so open-minded to learn new things
PrincessRen said…
yeah.. u hit it right, man.. haha
eddie said…
7. Is it true if we go there our penis will grow on our forehead?
Actually that only happen if you impregnated the chief's daughther/ wife or raped the chief's chicken or shit in the chief's plate. heck if you done that to anybody in key el also , they'd cut your dick and paste it to your forehead. :P

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